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I was looking around on Nintendo’s Japan YouTube channel when I found a new Smash Bros commercial with new gameplay footage. It talks about general info about gameplay and features, but it also shows things like the Corneria stage returning, Kirby’s customizable attacks, a Smash Run end-challange involving a single player at the Reset Bomb stage fighting off an ambush of Kid Icarus enemies, as well as some other cool tid-bits.

There were also 2 shorter ads on there as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBXddbXQaXE
In this one, we briefly see the Master Hand battle, the Gameboy stage in action (although it doesn’t show past the startup logo), and even the trophy of Dr. Kawashima

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OT5HX9QolQ
Here, we briefly see Mega Charizard X attacking, Peach’s and Captain Falcon’s Final Smashes from Brawl returning, Pac Man’s Final Smash in action (he munches up Fox like a ghost, complete with Fox flying off as a pair of 8-bit eyeballs), and even what looks like the All-Star waiting room!

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dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???